Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

man, nothing about this is the worst movie ever. it’s all good things. it’s weird and it’s an amazing soundtrack and it’s accurate to the original play and it’s mercutio in drag being the best ever and it’s ecstasy as queen mab and it’s john leguizamo, the dude who played the pest, being spectacular as tybalt. this film is all things good and right.
i have many passionate thoughts about this, shut up.

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i don’t want to do homework and i’m close to my next hundred so promo

  • mbf me
  • rebagel this post
  • must reach 10 bc it would be sad if it didn’t
  • unlimited until tomorrow after homework is done
  • mutuals, favorites, +f just followed
  • that’s it
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when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it


You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

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I just finished watching the new episode and now I feel like doing blog rates because I really liked it so now I’m in a good mood I’m totally not doing this to avoid studying what are you talking about.

  • Must be following this professional procrastinator
  • Reblog this post to spread the love and the procrastination wait what
  • Send me something (like anything like your cat’s name, a joke, a funny story, what you’re procrastinating on oh wait that’s me)


great color scheme!  || awesome sidebar!  ||  rad background  ||  neat updates tab!  ||  great layout!  ||  that image tho 


Hey I actually get the reference||  I laughed  ||  that’s so cute!  ||  that makes me happy ||  ooh, its great! 


wow, so pretty! ||  I could stare at it for days  ||  I love that character/actor/actress  ||  you’re a cutie!! ||  totally rad! 


your theme is spectacular  ||  your url is awesome!  ||  your icon is amazing  ||  you run a great blog!!  ||  I love you!

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so nikki and i are talking about the CPAT that i have to start training for, and i said i would go do stairs at the parking garage across the street with her on my back. and she politely declined but said i should wear grayson on my back, casey on my front and put cameron on my head and then go do stairs.  

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i’m super excited about hitting 1.1k and i want to do something for you guys so i’ve decided to make a birthday page!!


  • mbf me (sorry, it’s supposed to be something to give back to my followers only but ily still
  • reblog this post
  • send me your name and your birthday
  • i’ll send you an extra special message on your birthday and another surprise c:

i honestly can’t thank you guys enough for your friendship and support, i appreciate it so much and ily all!!!





well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.