go to sleep????
when i wrote that, i was still packing in the basement. then i finished packing but had to convince myself to go up 2 flights of stairs. then i got to my room to clean a little, and make my bed, and now, my dear, i am doing just that
isnt it weird how with girls their boob size is out in the open and you know what youre up against from the start but with guys you have 0 indication of the size of their penis until the pants come off
except when you don’t wear your underwear
Make me stop looking at it
oh mY GOD
THIS NEEDS TO STOP SHOWING UP ON MY DASH. I stare longer every time I see it.
I’m home for today, running around and unpacking and packing, and then I leave tomorrow morning for a wedding/camping. If you would like to keep in touch, texting me is the best way to do that.
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
actually the best fucking thing ever
mhmmmm
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
Cat screams “NO!” during his first bath
you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon
